Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get away from KFC.
I feel like that's how it is @ work these days
Peoples minds are fried like eggs
And going ham everyday
It's been like this since the snow storm
The third one that is
39 of us had to stay that night
Let some stranger tell you about it and it will seem like we were drunk high runnin around naked and havin orgies in the stairwell.
This is false
Yes 6 of us knocked a few back and we were alittle loud
But there was no weed or sex and everyone was fully clothed
It was actually someone in housekeeping that was falling down drunk not foodservice
But that doesn't matter
One rumor turns into too many vicious lies.
These lies can't be proved
But our big boss will be tired of hearing about them so tired that we all could burn for it
This makes ppl nervous
And they do stupid things when they're nervous.
Hince the problems that are happening now
Stupidity mixed with bitches that can't keep their mouths shut.
If we could just have a meeting in the kitchen and tell everyone to keep their mouths shut then maybe it would be better
Unlikely
No matter
As long as they don't fuck with my clinicals
I think our kitchen needs a reality show..
Seriously
Time to do research on that
That is all
