Because I Could

so im at work listening to drake's "best i ever had"
and there are so many variations of this song with him and other ppl
so the version i was listening to was with nicki minaj
now dont get me wrong..i support her cuz she has my name lol
and she isnt that bad of a rapper
but i felt i could do better
so i wrote a verse
it might be better..it might not
oh well

that is all

"I'm the best u ever so baby stop lookin
And ladies don't even bother cuz this man's tookin
I mean taken
As in he takes me on vacations
And he just loves to spend on me the money that he's makin
He takes me dynamic places
And we discover indigenous races
Things u could not envision with ur imaginations
And it was so amazin
Internationally trailblazin
And I'll send u a postcard whenever the scenery changes
I'd love to see ur faces
Because I know it will be the Kodak of hatin
And that's ok
Cuz his love for me is blatant
And flagrant like a powerful fragrance
And I'll forever sing all his praises
My love for him is out this world so get ur spaceships
If u bitches wish to compete with me
But we are not made equally
U r not even considered to be his pedigree
Ur thermometers could never get to my degree
But u insist
On trying to get his attention
But he dismissed
You now I think u should desist
Cut out ur bullshit
And if u don't then u will be evaporated like the mist
And I'll tell ur family u'll be missed
Like the dearly departed
He is flyer than a comet
And I'm right on his tail
Like a tuxedo garment
Together we are like a supersonic
And we'll be richer than bill and his electronics
Our relationship is bionic
And we go together than the words in hooked on phonics
He gives me what I want and I dont even ask
And he can have whatever
Anything he never had
And money is no object
Even if he never got it
I would be happy if he had nothin but lint in his pockets
And we can weather any danger
And he works the dick better than exotic male entertainers
he puts the law down so i'll keep his retainer
And when he's in I grip him tighter than a bullet in a chamber
But these greedy bitches will never waiver
And with a man like that could I really blame her
But maybe he'll go for her because Stranger
Things have happened
And if he wants to leave me Then I won't stop from him from packin
When he goes off to be with all the rest
I'll remind him what he whispered all those nights layin on my chest
He said I'm the fuckin best"