Thank Most Of You

Since Saturday,
I've had the strangest damn cold
hell i thought it was swine flu
but it wasnt (YAY)
i usually dont get sick
because im nice like that lol
but this "bug"
felt more like i OD'd of some backwater crack
like i did some "V" straight true blood style
i was all delusional and seeing floating turtles
and pink ass rabbits
i even had a conversation with my cat
it was a really high fever that would break then shoot up again
i was convinced i was dying
i even sent a message to ppl telling them i was dying (JINKIES)
but im fine now..the antibiotics took hold and i feel almost normal
with the exception of my sinuses
so i'd like to thank everyone who checked up on me
via text or was actually on the phone listening to the rantings of a deranged sick person lol
thank you to all of you who answered my whacked out text and made sure i was still breathing
Even though i was blowing it out of proportion, i really thought i was dying at the time
so thx for answering the fluke bat signal anyway
I appreciate a your care and support

And for those of you who didn't call or text back
even though it did turn out to be me just imagining i was dying
a lil decency can go a long way
but i guess thats not the case with yall
so you all are officially uninvited to my funneral

that is all